This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry


September 21st, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:50 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Remedial Potions, V
Challenge: Silver trio
Word Count: 100


“Oooo,” said Luna Lovegood, calmly sprinkling what she claimed was snorkack dander into a bubbling cauldron. “It's turning green.”

“Is it supposed to?” said Neville Longbottom. He hesitantly addd a vial of unidentified plant juice. “Gin?”

“The mimbulus mimbletonia should stabilize the solution,” said Ginny Weasley. “Go on.”

“Oooo, it's turning purple - “

Severus swept past the rest of the class (huddled in a corner, well out of the danger zone) and loomed over the trio. “What are you doing?”

“Modifying felix felicis to work consistently,” said Weasley, as the potion turned bright gold.
 

September 20th, 2018

FIC: Magic on Your Tongue (James Sirius/Lily Luna, NC-17) @ 10:40 am

[info]gracerene, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: Magic on Your Tongue
Author: [info]gracerene
Characters/Pairings: Lily Luna Potter/James Sirius Potter, vague mentions of past Lily Luna Potter/OMCs
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Breasts & Illegal Sex
Other Warnings/Content: sibling incest, underage in some countries (though not technically in the UK), oral sex, cunnilingus
Word Count: ~3,800
Summary/Description: "I can't stop thinking about it," Lily confesses, soft and urgent. "Nobody's ever made me feel so good, James. I want to feel like that again."
Author's Notes: Lily is 16 years old and James is 19. Sibling incest in the UK is a bit of a murky grey area, legality-wise, particularly when it's consensual and the participants are both over the legal age of consent (16), but I figure it's enough of a taboo to qualify to the Illegal Sex theme.
I envision this taking place in my Magic universe, but this can be read as a stand-alone fic, and you don't have to be familiar with the others to read this one.

All the thanks in the world to the amazing [info]capitu for looking this over for me, and to the ever-brilliant [info]lq_traintracks for her stellar beta work! She always has the best feedback! <3

Magic on Your Tongue )
 

(no subject) @ 07:55 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Remedial Potions, IV
Challenge: Silver trio
Word Count: 100


“Maybe they didn't know.” Lupin sampled a bowl of crisps and grimaced,. “Aberforth. These are stale.”

Aberforth muttered something about damn werewolves but muttered a freshening charm. Lupin ate another and looked marginally pleased. Severus yanked the bowl away before the bloody wolf could change the subject completely.

“What do you mean, 'they didn't know'? Minerva is the Deputy Head - “

“Ginny and Luna are clever enough to forge a letter. They're also very protective of Neville.” Lupin gestured at a large, folded crisp, which floated into his hand. “It makes sense, doesn't it?”

“Damnation.”
 

September 19th, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:38 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Remedial Potions, III
Challenge: Silver trio
Word Count: 100


“So. Two girls who are at the head of their respective sections are keeping a dunderhead company.” Severus gulped down a fire whiskey and signaled Aberforth for a second. “It would be touching if it weren't ultimately so – so - “

“Archaic?” Remus Lupin, who looked marginally less ragged today, contemplated his own pint. “I can almost see Ginny doing this – all those brothers – but Luna Lovegood?”

“Exactly. She's a raving loony but she's brilliant.” Severus glared at his drink. “I can't believe Filius and Minerva signed off on this. They should know better!”
 

September 18th, 2018

Random Post of Random - the Random Edition @ 03:39 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

it's been a while since I've done one of these, but I have been collecting links, so I figured it was time to post what I have, even if some links may be old. ;)



Right, let's all have a fantastic rest of week, everyone, yeah? And as always, love trumps hate. ♥
 

(no subject) @ 07:40 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Remedial Potions, II
Challenge: Silver trio
Word Count: 100


“To keep Longbottom company?” Severus rose to his full height, slowly, in the way that usually had obstreperous students wetting themselves. “He is neither the only student in this class nor the only Gryffindor. Company indeed!”

“Company is good for everyone, sir,” said Lovegood, adjusting the miniaturized vegetable marrows that were this week's earrings. “Besides, Neville's gran doesn't like the only other Gryffindor who actually needs the extra work, so Neville isn't supposed to talk to him. We're here to make sure he doesn't attract gristlethwicks and silver-legged teatrays.”

“Gristlethwicks?”

“They're attracted by tears, sir,” said Lovegood.
 

September 17th, 2018

Fic: Snare (Pansy/Hermione; NC-17) @ 01:32 pm

[info]lq_traintracks, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: Snare
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Hermione, (mentions of past Hermione/Ron, mentions of future Hermione/OMCs)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 1) breasts, 3) illegal sex, 4) pompoir: a sexual technique, said to require extensive training and practice to master, in which both participants remain still while the penetrated partner uses their muscles to rhythmically stimulate their partner's penis whatever they've got up there ;)
Other Warnings/Content: darkside wins AU; non-con & dub-con (coercion mostly); the coerced person getting off (Hermione hates it, enjoys it; it's pretty complicated); non-con prostitution/sex work (I've been watching a loooooot of Harlots), mentions of non-canon character deaths (highlight to read): *Lee Jordan, Ernie Macmillan, Seamus Finnigan (sorry!)*; finger-fucking; cunnilingus; mentions of sex with a strap-on; boobs all the boobs!
Word Count: 6,200
Summary/Description: "Making me come doesn't mean you've won," Hermione says. Because she's afraid maybe she will and she needs to prevaricate now, while she still can. God, what if this is the time it happens? What if it's Pansy Parkinson? In a brothel? When Hermione has no bloody choice? "Oh Granger," says Pansy wistfully. "Nobody wins here."
Author's Notes: Ngl, boy howdy, did I have an excellent time writing this! Please mind those warnings. I didn't think I'd have this ready for my posting day, but here I am under the wire with the fabulous help of [info]sdk! <3


Snare )
 

(no subject) @ 07:49 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Remedial Potions, I
Challenge: Silver trio
Word Count: 100


Severus watched as the dunderheads who had been assigned to a summer potions class shuffled out after the first lecture. Some students he had expected (Goyle, who could barely work his sums let alone follow a recipe), others he had actively dreaded (why couldn't Longbottom's grandmother hire a private tutor?), but two -

“Miss Weasley. Miss Lovegood. A word.” Severus waited for the youngest Weasley and the only Lovegood to make their way to his desk. “What you are doing here? Neither of you require extra study.”

The girls hesitated, then Ginny Weasley answered. “To keep Neville company, sir.”
 

September 16th, 2018

Drabble: Information @ 04:06 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: hot

Title: Information
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] dracoharry100/[livejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's prompt 543: News.
This is part 123 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Authors Notes: Narcissa has news.

Information )
 

Challenge #760: "Snape and The Silver Trio" @ 03:41 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: hot

Challenge 760: Snape and The Silver Trio

This group caused Snape plenty of trouble, I'm sure, especially during his year as Headmaster of Hogwarts. How did he manage them? How were his interactions with them? For our purposes, since there is some controversy about who's in this group, the Silver Trio are Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, and Neville Longbottom. So, however you see it, this week we discuss Snape and the Silver Trio.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)
 

September 15th, 2018

Harry Potter Loot (better late loot than no loot) @ 04:00 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: amused
Tags: ,

So this post is WAY late, and the only reason I'm doing this now is because I had a dream last night in which I was showing [personal profile] sdk all my Harry Potter loot and she had an asthma attack. She then pulled out a nebulizer machine from somewhere and began using it like an inhaler, and I had to scold her to use it properly (although that didn't stop me from continuing to show her all the loot). *g*
Anyway, dreams aside, I got HP loot!


You can tell it's the most recent one because I'm wearing my Summer Slytherin manicure in preparation for con going. :)

Hide your valuables! )

That's all for now, although I waited so long, the next loot box may be arriving pretty quickly.
Ah, first world problems. ;)
 

The Friday Five 9/15/18 @ 01:46 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: busy

This week's Friday Five is all about hurricanes, and reminds me to bid everyone in the Hurricane Florence affected zones to BE SAFE and watch for flooding. *hugs you all*

All about Ali and weather )
 

September 14th, 2018

(no subject) @ 08:01 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Reunion, XIV
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100


Excerpt from Witch Weekly's “Party Central” gossip column:

...the collation afterward, however, was marred by a quarrel between Mrs. Harry Potter and her brother Ronald after Ronald spiked the non-alcoholic punch, as Mrs. Potter had just learned that a little Potter is on the way. “Bat Bogey isn't nearly enough!” she cried before covering her brother with slime.

Deputy Headmaster Severus Snape, when asked for comment, simply shrugged and said, “I told Minerva this was a bad idea” before summoning an elf to clean up after Master Teddy Lupin, in wolf form, lifted his leg against a card table....
 

September 13th, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:51 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Reunion, XIII
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100


My dear Minerva,

Be that as it may, if you want to have a party, call it a party, not a “collation.” I've already heard rumors that female invitees are ordering tea dresses and white gloves, at least the ones who are past the first bloom of youth. The only one I can imagine looking elegant instead of foolish in such a get up is Fleur Weasley, likely because she's French and not from the West Country.

As for me, I may well come simply to observe the chaos when someone spikes the punch with your “selection of alcohol.”

Severus
 

September 12th, 2018

Prompt Claiming for Secret Snarry Swap Continues! @ 07:56 am

[info]spfestmod, posting in [info]snape_potter:

Secret Snarry Swap claiming posts are here: LJ/IJ/DW!

Remember you can claim even if you did not leave a prompt! Just a week in and we already have a wonderful group of creators signed up but there are still a bunch of great prompts left. Join us, won't you?
 

(no subject) @ 07:35 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Reunion, XII
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100


Reply to Severus Snape's reply to Minerva McGonagall's invitation, from Minerva McGonagall, via an extremely annoyed barn owl:

Dear Severus:

Just because you are an atheist doesn't mean that everyone else is. Services of Thanksgiving are common to every culture, and this one is deliberately planned to be as inclusive as possible. Mother Bagham-Barnes and Rabbi Montefiore will be coordinating with Imam Damra, Pastor McGillicuddy, and Guru Singh Khalsa, which you would know if you'd read the enclosed program.

As for the food, I will be serving hot appetizers and a selection of alcohol, not gillywater. Good heavens.

Yours,

Minerva
 

September 11th, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:54 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Reunion, XI
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100


Reply to Minerva McGonagall's invitation from Severus Snape:


My dear Minerva:

Are you out of your mind?

A church service of Thanksgiving? Have half your guests ever so much as set foot in a church except for weddings and funerals? Can Lupin even enter a church without igniting, let alone take Communion? Are you certain Lovegood won't bring her crumpet-coated snack cakes or whatever she's calling her latest wildlife “discovery”?

And a “collation”? Do you think tea sandwiches and gillywater will be enough to satisfy the Weasleys, especially the ones who are playing professional Quidditch?

Please rethink this.

S. Snape
 

September 10th, 2018

Weekly Fic Wrap Up: Week 37, 2018 @ 08:13 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: tired

Late wrap up is late, mainly because I got the boobs squished today, yay.
I'm pretty sure a man invented mammograms. :P

Anyway, here's last week's *short* list.

Ali's List of Fics: September 4 - September 9 )
And here's the stuff that needs doing.
Ali’s To-Do/WsIP List )
 

(no subject) @ 07:46 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Reunion, X
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100



Invitation sent to all living members of the Order of the Phoenix:


Headmistress Minerva McGonagall requests the honour of your presence at a tenth anniversary memorial service of thanksgiving at St. Simon Magus to commemorate the lives of those who gave their lives in the ongoing struggle to defeat Riddle and his servants.

The service will be followed by a small collation in the Headmistress's Garden, with dancing after the meal. The evening will conclude with fireworks over the loch.

Kindly RSVP by [date redacted] to the Headmistress's office, along with any food sensitivities and the names of any guests....
 

ART: The Bundling Bed (Harry/Draco, NC17) @ 05:17 pm

[info]anokaba, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: The Bundling Bed
Artist: anokaba
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bundling: the traditional courtship practice of wrapping a yet-to-be married couple in bed together, clothed and sometimes with a board or other object separating them, as a means of developing intimacy without sex
Other Warnings/Content: accidental non-penetrative courting sex magic, masturbating, fingering
Artist's Notes: Harry had no idea the bed was imbued with old pureblood magic. Now Malfoy's caught in the spell too.



Art Under Cut )
 

This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry