This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry


May 24th, 2018

Challenge #630 @ 11:33 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snarry100:
Current Mood: tired

Welcome back to another Snarry Thursday!

Our new prompt this week is:

Challenge 630: History
Have fun!

And remember, we encourage cross-posting across all our journals, DW, IJ, and LJ, so feel free to post your responses to any or all of them.
 

Privacy @ 10:56 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snarry100:
Current Mood: tired

Title: Privacy
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Molly Weasley.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt# 629: Privacy.
Summary: Severus and Harry square things with Molly.
Part Fifty-Nine of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Privacy on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

Drabble: Privacy @ 10:46 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: tired

Title: Privacy
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Molly Weasley.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [community profile] snarry100/[info]snarry100/[livejournal.com profile] snarry100's prompt# 629: Privacy.
Summary: Severus and Harry square things with Molly.
Part Fifty-Nine of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Privacy )
 

Fic: Tea for Two @ 03:39 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Tea for Two
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley.
Summary: Games can only take you so far.
Word Count: 895.
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness/[info]hp_may_madness/[community profile] hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Twenty-Three prompt(s) used: The Space Inbetween/ Tea
Pairing: Scorpius/Rose
Kink: sensory deprivation
Beta(s): emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Tea for Two )
 

(no subject) @ 07:44 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Nice Day for a White Wedding, IV
Challenge: wedding planner
Word Count: 100


“Hire him,” said the maid of honor the moment they exited Mr. Snape's shop.

“We have two other planners to interview.”

“Hire him,” the maid repeated. “He's the best and you know it.”

“The woman with the bows - “

“Bows are so 90's.” The maid stopped in the middle of sidewalk and grabbed the bride by the shoulders. “Look. He's smart, he's experienced, he knows exactly what you want, and his portfolio is amazing. Don't be stupid! Hire him!”

The bride thought, then pulled out her phone to cancel the other appointments. “All right.”
 

May 23rd, 2018

Drabble: Plan B @ 04:41 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: Plan B
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Severus Snape (implied).
Word Count: 100 x 7
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100/[community profile] neville100's prompt# 382: Plan B
Warning(s)/Genre: Mpreg.
Beta(s): Emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Plan B )
 

Fic: The Wolf Spider @ 09:51 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: The Wolf Spider
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Bill Weasley/Remus Lupin, Fleur Delacour/Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood (implied), Severus Snape/Harry Potter (implied).
Summary: Bill lures Remus into his web.
Word Count: 1045.
Warnings: None other that what's implied in the above pairings.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness/[info]hp_may_madness/[community profile] hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Twenty-Two prompt(s) used: Breathe/ Bug
Pairing: Bill/Remus
Kink: stigmatophilia (tattoo/piercing fetish)
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Wolf Spider )
 

(no subject) @ 07:40 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Nice Day for a White Wedding, III
Challenge: wedding planner
Word Count: 100


The tea was perfection – “it's a custom blend,” explained the pale young assistant – and the tea sandwiches all but melted in the mouth. Mr. Snape had a thick notebook of testimonials and photographs, and somehow it was not a surprise to see some of the most prominent brides of the last few years thanking him for making their special day even more special.

“I assure you, everything will be to your satisfaction. My mother taught me the subtle art of arranging the perfect wedding, and I have done my best to apply her principles to my work.”
 

May 22nd, 2018

Positive @ 05:27 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape_potter:
Current Mood: working

Title: Positive
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/'Ginny Weasley' (not really), check tags to see true pairing (although, since I'm posting here, I'm sure you can guess).
Summary: It always pays to be sure.
Word Count: 730
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Twenty-One prompt(s) used: Slide/ Quidditch
Pairing: Harry/Ginny (HAH!)
Kink: dendrophilia
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Positive on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

Fic: Positive @ 02:11 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: Positive
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/'Ginny Weasley' (not really), check tags to see true pairing.
Summary: It always pays to be sure.
Word Count: 730
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness/[info]hp_may_madness/[community profile] hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Twenty-One prompt(s) used: Slide/ Quidditch
Pairing: Harry/Ginny (HAH!)
Kink: dendrophilia
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Positive )
 

(no subject) @ 07:30 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Nice Day for a White Wedding, II
Challenge: wedding planner
Word Count: 100


“Ah. You decided to overlook the location of my shop and actually keep your appointment.” The wedding planner, Mr. Snape, bowed precisely as the bride and her maid of honor entered. “Welcome.”

“Uh. Thank you.” The interior of the shop was dark, but every book and photograph was clean and precisely shelved, and the satinwood table had a mirror gleam. “Do many people cancel?”

“Occasionally.” Mr. Snape signalled to a slender young man with white-blond hair, who brought out a lovingly polished tea set and a plate of tiny, exquisite sandwiches. “Their choice, and their loss. Tea?”
 

May 21st, 2018

Fic: Worth It @ 10:59 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: tired

Title: Worth It
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Fred and George Weasley, Parvati and Padma Patil
Summary: Things happen when Weasleys get bored.
Word Count: 1680
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness/[info]hp_may_madness/[community profile] hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Twenty prompt(s) used: I do!/ Magenta
Pairing: Fred and George/Padma and Pavarti
Kink: voyeurism
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Worth It )
 

Fic: The Wizengamot Club @ 10:08 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: The Wizengamot Club
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairings/threesome: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~11000
Content/Warning(s): Angst, character death (OC), political posturing, erotica.
Challenge: Written for the 2018 Snarry a Thon Fest. Prompt: 112: Tired of chasing criminals and would-be Dark wizards after 5 years, Harry decided to resign and take up his Lordship titles (Potter & Black). The cut-throat politics of being a member of the Wizengamot confounds him and Harry turns to Severus to tutor him. Seems Severus is fantastic at more than just politics!
Summary: After one too many injuries as an Auror, Harry decides (with prodding) to go into politics, to use his name and influence for good, only it turns out politics can be as injurious as law enforcement.
A/N: Thanks to the ridiculously patient mods, to my britpicker, [info]smallhobbit and betas, [info]sevfan, emynn, and [info]badgerlady, (who all deserve chocolate), and to JKR for creating such glorious characters with whom I love playing. Happy Thon, everyone! ♥

Read The Wizengamot Club on DW or AO3
 

Snarry a Thon Reveals @ 07:37 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Yes I'm late, but May has been a bit cray-cray! *glares at [community profile] hp_may_madness*

Anyway, in all the excitement of the month, I forgot to mention the fic I managed to produce for this year's Thon. And I shudder to think how close it came to not finishing this fic because of the plague. I'm pretty sure [personal profile] torino10154 has several more grey hairs because of me. :/

But that's all water under the bridge because I managed to participate in another THON!
Alas, I still have ALL the fics to read (maybe once May is over?), so there may well be recs at some point. :)

So, here's the 2018 Thon Reveals, which means I can claim my fic: The Wizengamot Club (DW/AO3).

As per usual, I'll be reposting it in a bit. :)

This year's Thon was a lot more subdued than I recall in past years (prolly because I had the plague and then had to fight to write my own fic at all), but still, I'm betting there were some stellar contributions, so I'd urge you to check them out. <3
 

Fic: Fateful Meeting @ 09:30 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Fateful Meeting
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Cormac McLaggen/Romilda Vane
Summary: Their story is not for sharing in its entirety.
Word Count: 675
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness/[info]hp_may_madness/[community profile] hp_may_madness' 2018 fest.
Day Nineteen prompt(s) used: Stutter/ Silk
Pairing: Cormac McLaggen/Romilda Vane
Kink: blindfolding
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Fateful Meeting )
 

Weekly Fic Wrap Up: Week 20, 2018 @ 09:20 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Happy Monday, all!
Having survived my week of hell, I am working briefly today before heading off to see Deadpool 2! *g*
Hope you're all having a marvelous day. <3

Ali's List of Fics: May 14 - May 20 )
And here's what's (hopefully) to come:
Ali’s To-Do/WsIP List )

Also, fingers crossed I can catch up get a bit ahead on stuff I want to write. ;)
 

(no subject) @ 07:42 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Nice Day for a White Wedding, I
Challenge: wedding planner
Word Count: 100


The bride hesitated outside the shop door. The Perfect Wedding was a dark, cramped, dusty shop on a dark, narrow, dirty street near Warboys Square, and she wondered if everyone who'd given it five stars on Yawp!.com had been high, drunk, or both.

“You know he planned Angela's wedding, didn't you?” murmured her maid of honor. “Did a bang-up job, too. Remember how great she looked?”

“Yeah. That's why I'm here.” The window was decorated with faded crepe paper hearts and artificial doves that had fought a battle with mice and lost. “All right then, let's do it.”
 

May 20th, 2018

Drabble: The Night Ahead @ 06:47 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: The Night Ahead
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] dracoharry100/[livejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's prompt 526: Ahead.
This is part 108 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.
Authors Notes: Time for some refreshment.

The Night Ahead )
 

Drabble: Staying for Breakfast @ 07:12 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: Staying for Breakfast
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100 x 3
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/pairings: Hermione Granger/Millicent Bustrode.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] femslash100/[livejournal.com profile] femslash100's prompt # 599: Breakfast.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and emynn.

Staying for Breakfast )
 

Challenge #744: "Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Wedding Planner." @ 07:05 am

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: working

Challenge 744: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Wedding Planner

This job wasn't on the official list, but I have (royal) wedding fever so...why not? I think Severus would make a precise if temperamental wedding planner, and it would certainly be easier with magic. However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and his new job as an (Muggle) Wedding Planner.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)
 

This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry