This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry


August 22nd, 2017

Drabble: Charm and Circumstance @ 08:26 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: Charm and Circumstance
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Challenge: Written for [community profile] harry100/[info]harry100/[livejournal.com profile] harry100's prompt 318: Charms
Rating: NC-17
Length: 100 x 8
Warnings: Seductive!Draco.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Charm and Circumstance )
 

(no subject) @ 07:56 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Undead-a-Rama! II
Challenge: Zombie Trail
Word Count: 100


“We have two available tour packages,” said Madam Pathfinder. She was a sensibly dressed woman with a sensible expression and a very practical hairstyle, minimal makeup, and sturdy lace-up boots. Severus wondered if she was related to Minerva. “The Traditional Self-Guided Zombie Tour, or the Undead-a-Rama Deluxe.”

“'Undead-a-Rama'?” Severus furrowed his brow as she handed him two pamphlets. “That sounds distressingly American.”

“Good catch,” said Madame Pathfinder, smoothing her plain khaki skirt. “This tour was developed by an American but I assure it, it's quite terrifying. Inclusive, too. One fee pays for the portkey, accommodations, and all meals.”
 

August 21st, 2017

Weekly Fic Wrap Up: Week 33, 2017 @ 11:56 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

It's eclipse day, eee!
Now I just have to get through the morning patients I can go outside and watch!

Ali's List of Fics: August 14 - August 20 )
And here's what's coming up:
Ali’s To-Do/WsIP List )

Also, here are some fests to consider! They're all taking prompts right now, so go help them out, yeah? <3


Banner by [personal profile] capitu

Come join [community profile] weasleyjumpers's Mini Fest 2017




 

Fic: better than one alpha @ 11:15 am

[info]tryslora, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: better than one alpha
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/James/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: ABO, DP, a smidge of ice play, and the alternate pairing
Other Warnings/Content: anal fingering, threesome, cousincest, blow job
Word Count: 4,338 words
Summary/Description: James has approached Teddy to help him through his heat, which is FINE, except that (a) Teddy is married to Victoire, and (b) Teddy may not have ever mentioned to James that James is his mate. Lucky for Teddy (and James!), Victoire is all in.
Author's Notes: ABO, and an alternate pairing involving Teddy… and I didn't write something wolfy? Huh. BUT. I had to do this. It just really had to be written, and was so much fun.

better than one alpha )
 

(no subject) @ 08:00 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Undead-a-Rama! I
Challenge: Zombie Trail
Word Count: 100


“Welcome to Terror Tours!” The receptionist, a bright-eyed youngster with a brilliant smile despite lipstick that was at least two shades too dark, all but bowed Severus into a chair. “One of our specialists will be with you shortly. May I offer you tea? Coffee? Sparkling water? A hot butterbeer against the cold?”

Severus raised an eyebrow. It was a warm, sunny day, so why would anyone offer visitors a hot drink? “No thank you. I'm solely interested in the Zombie Trail Self-Guided Tour.”

“Ohhhh!” said the receptionist, eyes widening. “I'll get Madame Pathfinder. She'll know what's what!”
 

August 20th, 2017

Drabble: Being Direct @ 05:12 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: hopeful

Title: Being Direct
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: R
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] dracoharry100/[livejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's prompt 493: Direct.
This is part 75 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): [personal profile] emynn.
Authors Notes: And the rewards keep coming.

Being Direct )
 

Weekly Random Post of Random @ 09:04 am

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: rushed


And here's my thought for the day )
Have a great week, everyone! Love trumps hate. <3
 

Challenge #705: "The Snapely Alphabet of Places - Zombie Trails" @ 09:01 am

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: rushed

Challenge 705: The Snapely Alphabet of Places - Zombie Trail

One of the trips offered by Terrortours, the Zombie Trail is apparently a thrilling holiday adventure. Would Severus ever go? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and the Zombie Trail.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)
 

August 19th, 2017

SSHP Prophet for August 5 - August 19 @ 11:27 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape_potter:
Current Mood: thoughtful

The current edition of the SS/HP Prophet has been posted here:

The SS/HP Prophet for August 5 - August 19

If we missed an entry, please comment on the latest newsletter and it will be added to the next edition.
 

Severus' Auror @ 07:57 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Severus' Auror
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Voldemort.
Word Count: 100 x 9
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 704: The Snapely Alphabet of Places - Yorkshire Moors.
This is part Sixteen of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Severus' Auror on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

Drabble: Severus' Auror @ 07:37 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Severus' Auror
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Voldemort.
Word Count: 100 x 9
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [livejournal.com profile] snape100/[info]snape100/[community profile] snape100's prompt # 704: The Snapely Alphabet of Places - Yorkshire Moors.
This is part Sixteen of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Severus' Auror )
 

Slytherin Subtlety @ 02:55 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape_potter:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Slytherin Subtlety
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy
Summary: Severus is getting less subtle with age.
Word Count: 365
Warnings: All dialogue.
A/N: Written for /[info]hogwarts365's prompt # 205: “A year ago... I would’ve never pictured my life the way it is now.”, Rental, Competition.
Beta(s): [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Slytherin Subtlety on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

August 18th, 2017

Fic: Slytherin Subtlety @ 09:33 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: relaxed

Title: Slytherin Subtlety
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy
Summary: Severus is getting less subtle with age.
Word Count: 365
Warnings: All dialogue.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts365/[community profile] hogwarts365's prompt # 205: “A year ago... I would’ve never pictured my life the way it is now.”, Rental, Competition.
Beta(s): [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Slytherin Subtlety )
 

Fic: Wine Lessons For Beginners @ 01:37 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: Wine Lessons For Beginners
Author/Artist Name: [personal profile] alisanne, based on this fabulous Art by: [personal profile] digthewriter
Challenge: Written for the [community profile] slashorific fest: Prompt Number and/or Title - Photo prompt #2/The wine being poured.
Pairing: Harry Potter/DracoMalfoy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 800
Genre(s): Fluff and EWE
Warnings/Content: Fluff.
Summary: Potter stops by Draco's bar, and he's quite intrigued.
Notes: This was fun! Thanks so much to [personal profile] digthewriter for inviting me to play with her art. ♥ Thanks also to my beta readers, [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] emynn for their assistance. *smooches*

Wine Lessons For Beginners )
 

The Summons @ 09:22 am

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape_potter:
Current Mood: working

Title: The Summons
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/OFC.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt# 589: Risk.
Summary: Life catches up.
Part Twenty-Three of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read The Summons on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

(no subject) @ 07:48 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Road Trip, X
Challenge: Yorkshire Moors
Word Count: 100


There was, unsurprisingly, a charity committee meeting at Yorkshire Moors scheduled for later that day. Surprisingly, one of the scheduled participants was Narcissa Malfoy. Draco continued to resist attending, or even returning to England, but finally agreed after Granger offered to mediate.

Severus waited outside the committee room – Yorkshire Moors had been built when arenas were more than concrete boxes and he had always enjoyed public art – until he was reasonably sure that neither Malfoy would kill the other. Then he apparated home to a good meal and his own bed.

Let the Malfoys settle their own disputes.
 

August 17th, 2017

Challenge 590 @ 09:28 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snarry100:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Welcome back to Snarry Thursday!
Our new prompt this week is:

Challenge 590: Reward
Have fun! ;)

And remember, we encourage cross-posting across all our journals, DW, IJ, and LJ, so feel free to post your responses to any or all of them.
 

The Summons @ 05:16 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snarry100:
Current Mood: working

Title: The Summons
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/OFC.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt# 589: Risk.
Summary: Life catches up.
Part Twenty-Three of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read The Summons on LJ/IJ/DW.
 

Drabble: The Summons @ 05:07 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

Title: The Summons
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/OFC.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [community profile] snarry100/[info]snarry100/[livejournal.com profile] snarry100's prompt# 589: Risk.
Summary: Life catches up.
Part Twenty-Three of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Summons )
 

Fic: Heat (James Sirius/Scorpius; NC-17) @ 11:00 am

[info]lq_traintracks, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: Heat
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Characters/Pairings: James Sirius/Scorpius (background Harry/Draco), plus Albus Severus and Rose
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: alpha/beta/omega dynamics
Other Warnings/Content: Alpha James (age 18), Omega Scorpius (age 16), mentions of Alpha Harry, Omega Draco, Alpha Rose, Beta Albus, and Omega Lily Luna; heat (including self-lubricating arses), rut (including knotting), first times, scenting, some brief armpit kink
Word Count: ~7,600
Summary/Description: James had always been miserable as an Alpha. Mostly because he was crap at it. Until Scorpius Malfoy went into an unexpected heat, that is.
Author's Notes: Omg, so I wrote this in two days. The idea came, and then it just rushed out of me. I've never done an A/B/O world before, so forgive any inconsistencies with how it might usually be crafted. For instance, there is zero talk of how people get pregnant, so just assume whatever you'd like in that regard. Huge thanks to firethesound for the speedy, last-minute, and super helpful beta!


Heat )
 

This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry