This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry


November 19th, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:36 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, VIII
Challenge:  Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.) 
Word Count: 100


Minerva was considerably calmer after a second glass of whisky and a few minutes to stare into the fire. “You know, it could have been worse.”

Severus paused, glass raised to his lips. The firelight flickered as the salamander in Minerva's chimney scuttled across the logs. “Worse? The Potioneers drove you to drink. It's hard to imagine worse.”

“You haven't met Archie Aymslowe.” Minerva tucked her feet up under her. “He founded a group dedicated to wearing robes at all times and was taken for a monk when he went to Trafalgar Square to feed the pigeons.”

“Good God.”
 

November 18th, 2018

Drabble: Message Delivered @ 02:03 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Message Delivered
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] dracoharry100/[livejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's prompt 552: Break.
This is part 132 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): None, poke me if you spot anything wonky.
Authors Notes: Harry does as promised.

Message Delivered )
 

Challenge #769: "Snape and Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.)" @ 01:41 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: thoughtful

Challenge 769: Snape and Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.)

This society is dedicated to wearing robes instead of trousers, even around Muggles. As a robe aficionado, would Snape be sympathetic to their cause? Enough to be a member, you think? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and Fresh Air Refreshes Totally (F.A.R.T.).

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)
 

ENTRIES DUE TODAY @ 01:33 pm

[info]spfestmod, posting in [info]snape_potter:

Entries for Secret Snarry Swap are due TODAY, November 18! Please submit your completed entry (or your extension request) to spfestmod at gmail dot com.

Posting begins on Saturday, December 1st!
 

November 17th, 2018

SS/HP Prophet for November 11 - November 17 @ 11:08 pm

[info]claucita, posting in [info]snape_potter:
The current edition of the SS/HP Prophet has been posted here:

The SS/HP Prophet for November 11 - November 17

If we missed an entry, please comment on the latest newsletter and it will be added to the next edition.
 

November 16th, 2018

(no subject) @ 08:25 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, VIII
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


“I will never doubt you again.”

Severus allowed himself the merest trace of a smile as he poured Minerva three fingers of Macallan, neat. “I did warn you.”

“You didn't tell me Mrs. Skower hated Mother Cumby so much she doused her gown with Baldness Cure!” cried Minerva. “She looked like a yak when the wool finished sprouting!”

“That was unfortunate, yes.”

“It wasn't as bad as Damocles Belby pouring stain remover on Horace Slughorn! The poor man just wanted a nap!”

“Pshaw. Horace should know better than to transform at one of these brawls.”
 

November 15th, 2018

Challenge #649 @ 06:24 pm

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snarry100:
Current Mood: working

Happy Snarry Thursday, all. :)

Our new prompt this week is:

Challenge 649: Consent
Have fun!

You're free to combine this prompt with any other, and remember, we encourage cross-posting across all our journals, DW, IJ, and LJ, so feel free to post your responses to any or all of them.
 

Kinky Kristmas: Comment Kink is Coming! @ 05:21 pm

[info]dd_mods, posting in [info]daily_deviant:


art by [info]akatnamedeaster


This holiday season, Daily Deviant is bringing back Kinky Kristmas: Comment Kink Edition to smut up your December!

Our members are already putting in requests for some small, smutty goodies that would make their holidays extra happy. Both members and watchers will have the opportunity to fulfill their wishes with little gifts in the form of kinky comment fic or art. Remember, pieces only need to be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). We hope lots of friends and fandomers will gather 'round our tree for some quick, easy, and dirty fun!

The event post goes live at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, December 2!
 

(no subject) @ 07:52 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, VII
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


Minerva simply did not believe that the Open Reception of the Potioneers was the rough equivalent of washing one's wounds in a tank of hungry of piranha. Severus decided that she needed to be enlightened, and sent an exceedingly polite note accepting the Potioneers' kind invitation and asking if he could bring a guest.

The response was swift: the Potioneers would be delighted to host Professor Snape's distinguished colleague, Deputy Headmistress McGonagall, whose “renown as a transfiguration expert was exceeded only by her beauty.”

Severus told Minerva about the acceptance, but not the gush. Some things were best kept private.
 

(no subject) @ 07:52 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, VII
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


Minerva simply did not believe that the Open Reception of the Potioneers was the rough equivalent of washing one's wounds in a tank of hungry of piranha. Severus decided that she needed to be enlightened, and sent an exceedingly polite note accepting the Potioneers' kind invitation and asking if he could bring a guest.

The response was swift: the Potioneers would be delighted to host Professor Snape's distinguished colleague, Deputy Headmistress McGonagall, whose “renown as a transfiguration expert was exceeded only by her beauty.”

Severus told Minerva about the acceptance, but not the gush. Some things were best kept private.
 

November 14th, 2018

ENTRIES ARE DUE THIS SUNDAY @ 08:10 am

[info]spfestmod, posting in [info]snape_potter:

Entries for this year's Secret Snarry Swap are due SUNDAY, November 18. You can find all the FAQs and headers here. If you have questions or concerns (or will need an extension) feel free to email us at spfestmod AT gmail DOT com.
 

(no subject) @ 07:51 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, VI
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


“At the very least you should attend their pre-meeting reception,” said Minerva, considering the Potioneers' invitation. “How bad could it be?”

“Surprisingly bad.” Severus shuddered despite himself as he remembered a particularly memorable encounter between Damocles Belby, Araminta Skower, and a random Slughorn protege. “Spiking each other's drinks on the sneak is the very least one might expect.”

Minerva shook her head. “The Transfiguration Society enjoy a similar place at the top of the profession, and I assure you that we'd never sabotage each other at our tea dance.”

“That's because you surrender your wands upon entry.”
 

November 13th, 2018

ART: Dirty (Harry/Draco, NC17) @ 11:01 pm

[info]anokaba, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: Dirty
Artist: anokaba
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: defilement: arousal from becoming or being dirty or dirtying one's partner
Other Warnings/Content: blow job, hung!Harry
Artist's Notes: Harry's dirty from working in the garden. Draco wants to protest, but he's already sinking to knees, mouth occupied.

Art Preview:


Art Under Cut )
 

(no subject) @ 07:48 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, V
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


The invitation was on 100% linen rag paper the color of fresh cream. The text (all in flawless classical Latin) was calligraphed by a master, who'd added a column of illuminated alembics, cauldrons, and famous alchemists to the left. The pigments were all of the quality: ultramarine, vermillion, orpiment and lead white, powdered lake from cochineal and indigo.

It was a true work of art, and if it were not for the snobbishness that all but dripped from the entire production, the invitation to join the likes of Damocles Belby would have been one of the pinnacles of Severus' career.
 

November 12th, 2018

(no subject) @ 07:44 am

[info]ellid, posting in [info]snape100:
Title: Invitation, IV
Challenge: Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers 
Word Count: 100


Fortunately for Gilderoy Lockhart's continued existence, Severus was able to intercept the post owl he'd engaged to contact the Dark Arts Defense League before they offered Severus a role in their holiday panto. Unfortunately for Severus' sanity, the invitation to join the DADL was followed by solicitations from a variety of other organizations, from the Kennel Club to the the Royal Society of Collectible Magical Bric-a-brac (which was, alas, not a joke, as Severus learned after Septima Vector frostily informed him that she was a member).

The best, and worst, was the invitation from the Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers.
 

November 11th, 2018

Drabble: Waved Off @ 04:25 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: determined

Title: Waved Off
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 x 2
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [community profile] dracoharry100/[livejournal.com profile] dracoharry100's prompt 551: Wave.
This is part 131 of my H/D Auror Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
It starts at part one: The Beginning (LJ/IJ/DW).
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): None, poke me if you spot anything wonky.
Authors Notes: Narcissa asks a favour of Harry.

Waved Off )
 

Challenge #768: "Snape and The Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers" @ 11:48 am

[info]alisanne, posting in [info]snape100:
Current Mood: determined

Challenge 768: Snape and The Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers

As it says in the name, this group is a society of potioneers. Incidentally, it was founded by someone named Granger, (much to Slughorn's interest). As a potions master, would Snape have had anything to do with them? Perhaps he became a member? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and The Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)
 

November 10th, 2018

SS/HP Prophet - November 4 - 10 @ 07:00 pm

[info]lilyseyes, posting in [info]snape_potter:
The current edition of the SS/HP Prophet has been posted here:

The SS/HP Prophet for November 4th – 10th

If we missed an entry, please comment on the latest newsletter and it will be added to the next edition
 

November 9th, 2018

FIC: On Display (Ron/Teddy, NC-17) @ 08:56 am

[info]gracerene, posting in [info]daily_deviant:

Title: On Display
Author: [info]gracerene
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Teddy, vague mention of past Ron/Hermione and Teddy/OMCs
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Defilement & Exhibitionism
Other Warnings/Content: established relationship, public sex, exhibitionism, dirty talk, mild come play, light D/s dynamics, anal fingering, anal sex, first person POV
Word Count: ~1,850
Summary/Description: Ron and Teddy put on a show.
Author's Notes: Thanks so much to kedavranox for giving this a quick once over for me!

On Display )
 

November 8th, 2018

Meme time! @ 05:22 pm

[info]alisanne:
Current Mood: working

I gacked this from [livejournal.com profile] lijahlover, and since I have no fic to offer, have some random answers to some random questions. ;)

Forty Questions Meme )

I didn't plan to tag anyone to do this, although I'm happy to ~suggest some people. *g*
How about [personal profile] sassy_cissa, [personal profile] sdk, [personal profile] shaddyr, [profile] torino10156, [personal profile] titti, [personal profile] cruisedirector, [personal profile] lilyseyes, and anyone else who's interested? <3
 

This is the Way I Live (on IJ)

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - Dave Barry